Brand Swapping

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
11/29/2016 at 21:06 • Filed to: Brands

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Pick two brands in your home market and replace them with two brands that are either offered in other markets or were discountinued. Here’s the thing though, the cars will be the EXACT SAME only the badges and lineup/trim names will be converted.

So say decided to get rid of Subaru and bring in Lancia. You would still have all the same Subarus as currently offered except with Lancia naming schemes. Or, like the above example, trading Buick for Daewoo! You’ll have the same cars but now with Daewoo naming schemes!

Have fun, and if you want to try and name the lineup, sport trims, or just give one example of what a model would turn into with a new branding then feel free!


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 21:11

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Chevrolet changed to Holden

Buick changed to Rover


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 21:12

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Chrysler for anything, because I hate Chrysler despite trying to like them.

BMW for Daewoo, so badge whores will stop buying them and BMW will stop tailoring their cars to them.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 21:18

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I’ll gladly trade Chevrolet for Vauxhall. I’d also love to trade Nissan for Renault as strange as it sounds.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 21:34

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1. Acura to Oldsmobile, for obvious reasons. The MDX becomes the Silhouette (a name which gets reverse Pacifica’d from a minivan to an SUV), the RDX becomes the Bravada, the TLX becomes the Eighty-Eight, the RLX becomes the Ninety-Eight, the ILX becomes the Alero, and the NSX becomes the Aurora.

Can’t think of a second one.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 21:51

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Audi -> Seat

BMW -> Shuanguan


Kinja'd!!! Connqr > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 21:53

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Porsche -> Eagle (yeah I know, I’m crazy) 911- Talon. Panamera- Premier. Cayenne- Summit. Macan- Vision . Cayman and Boxster- Medallion Coupe/Cabrio.

 Ford- Daihatsu

Fiesta- Domino. ‘Stang- Copen. Focus- Charade. Explorer- Grand Move. F-Series- Midget. Escape- Move. Transit- Mebius. Fusion-Luxio. Edge-Leeza. Flex- Max. Taurus- Fellow.

Thanks to Wikipedia for model name help.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 21:57

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Buick for Opel. Too obvious. I would trade Chevrolet for Holden as well, but given Opel is here, there would be way too many overlaps.


Kinja'd!!! deprecated account > interstate366, now In The Industry
11/29/2016 at 22:18

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Reverse Pacifica’d sounds like either a sex act or a wrestling move. Can’t decide which.


Kinja'd!!! facw > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
11/29/2016 at 22:32

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Chrysler only has three cars (soon to be two, then soon to be one, then...), do you really want to waste your renaming by getting so few renames?


Kinja'd!!! facw > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 22:41

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Let’s trade Lincoln for something. Those stupid MK* names need to go, especially if they are going to pronounce them EMM-KAY instead of Mark. I’m feeling uncreative, though so let’s keep it in house and make the Merkurs. Sure Merkur only had two models, but frankly Lincoln doesn’t have doesn’t have enough models worth buying anyway. I say switch the MKZ with the Scorpio (it’s not cool enough to be the XR4Ti), the Continental with the XR4Ti (if we’re honest, it’s not cool enough to be the XR4Ti either), and leave the others blank. It’s not like people really need to know which Lincoln CUV/SUV their Uber driver/car service is using anyway.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Wobbles the Mind
11/29/2016 at 22:48

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GMC for Toyota, yes we get Toyota, but I mean all the JDM car we don’t get like the Crown. Also GMC Is useless

Buick for Renault.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > facw
11/29/2016 at 23:03

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It’s a toss up between them and Dodge. But Chrysler’s the parent company (historically) so they get the axe.

I don’t have a problem with the rest of FCA really.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Wobbles the Mind
11/30/2016 at 04:08

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Abarth -> Lancia. It would create some new Integrales, basically restoring its own performance image in the process.

The 500 would become the Integrale, the 124 would become a Fulvia or Stratos.

Tesla -> Saab. Well, they did go electric - and if you squint the Model S looks like a Saab 9000 hatch.

Model 3 would be the 900, Model S 9000 and Model X as the Viggen because doors.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Connqr
12/08/2016 at 19:00

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Pictured: Really big Midget.

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